Tag Archives: humor

Twitter Tactics Go Boo-yah!

Posted on June 15, 2013 by

Download: Twitter_Tactics_Go_Boo-yah.mp3 Can better Twitter tactics make your Twitter account go boo-yah? Many have asked this very question. Only a chosen few have gone boo-yah. Follow my simply, 999-step plan and morph your Twitter account into a steroid-fueled rage-a-holic with … Continue reading →

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2 Secrets of Communication

Posted on June 8, 2013 by

Download: New_Podcast1_Communication.mp3 In this very episode, you, the listener, wil be exsposed to no less than 2 super, ninja secrets of communication. The first secret is a secret. The second secret is also secret. Listen for more details. Also, I … Continue reading →

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10 Legoman Campaign Quotes

Posted on March 17, 2013 by

1. 100% rescue and recovery of all couch cushion POWs! 2. 3.6% reduction of being eaten and pooped out on the lawn by the dog. 3. Read my lips, “No nude Princess Leias!” 4. Regarding the division of North and … Continue reading →

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The Audacity of Momentum

Posted on March 13, 2013 by

Why do people stop themselves once they’ve got something started? Why do people stop short of achieving a goal, again and again? Sure, part of the problem is the fear of the unknown but the other problem is a lack … Continue reading →

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Pooper Edit-Selfing

Posted on March 12, 2013 by

Sensory acuity is not getting its proper attention in the discussion of self-editing. A writer needs acuity in one’s senses while rewriting. This is where things get all super squishy.

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Fog vs. Smog

Posted on March 10, 2013 by

Fog is made of water droplets and clean air. Smog is made of mystery particles that choke your babies! Fog is funnier at parties and if you do something stupid, his memory will always be foggy.

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Chivalry is a Social Contract

Posted on January 18, 2013 by

So, I was listening to the radio a couple days ago and there was a typical male/female duo explaining how men need to “step-it-up” when it comes to “treating women with respect” and “being chivalrous.” And then we all nod … Continue reading →

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Paragraph Structure 2, Hypnotic Outliers

Posted on January 16, 2013 by

This is a continuation of a previous post, Paragraph Structure, C & F. This post will discuss how the history of modern hypnosis can provide useful insights into writing interesting paragraphs. Many people are afraid or otherwise concerned with the … Continue reading →

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Beetlegoose

Posted on December 1, 2012 by
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The Riddle of Plastic

Posted on November 22, 2012 by

Scene: ——A much older Alexander Hambone is counseling his only son on the family-room couch of his palatial mansion.  Watcha watching there little youngster? Conan the Barbarian! *child swings an imaginary sword* the riddle of steel! You really are taken … Continue reading →

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