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Zombie Clown Western

http://traffic.libsyn.com/davidwallacefleming/Zombie_Clown_Western_humor.mp3 THERE WERE SEVEN OF THEM LEFT—eyes bloodshot, worn thin. They waited for the sun to spill over the emptied saloon of the dust blown town. Montgomery and Tallboy had pulled a bunch together—mostly drifters—shiftless types. None of the bona … Continue reading

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Sex Radio

“Dear Alexander Hambone,” the white lab coat-wearing doctor spoke at him squarely and strangely. “Due to the problems and complications of our last experiment, this time you take with you—this! A distress signal. Take it with you on your journey … Continue reading

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Goodbye, My Television (satire – 1 of 3)

I KEPT EXERCISING to P130Z past day 130, past 160 and onwards. I kept hunched over my desk, doing tolerance stacks on gears and compartments. And I kept to myself. Eventually, I started getting this pain in my neck from … Continue reading

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We Bring Life

A GROUP OF US FROM THE FRATERNITY rented a van and drove from Iowa State to Phoenix for the first bowl game the Cyclones had been to in many years. We played some Pittsburg team and won easily. I couldn’t … Continue reading

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I, Sandwich

THE BATHROOM SEEMS STRANGE. Children argue outside in shrieks. The joints throb and ache and blue walls wobble with a mouth tasting of chalk. Water is splashed all over the sink and it feels like morning. Looking closer in the … Continue reading

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Not from Concentrate

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I’m not here to discuss vain affairs or frivolous lawsuits. On the contrary, this matter is serious. I’m here to prove to you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that that man, Dan Mofstad, … Continue reading

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Linkjuice

SOME HAVE ASKED, and rightly so, how I first came to acquire the Linkjuice. It’s an excellent question since the whereabouts of the Linkjuice are little known—for instance, many would like to know:  where are its haunts, its territories? Even … Continue reading

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