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Beetlegoose
Posted in Literature, poetry
Tagged beetlejuice, humor, michael keaton, poems, poetic humor, poetry, satire, writing
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Poetry, Remixed…
Poetry is supposed to be spoken out loud. Right? So a written down poem is inherently an impoverished poem. And a poem obtained too quickly and easily through the quick tapping and spellcheck of word processors might just be impoverished, … Continue reading
Posted in nonfiction, poetry
Tagged Environmentalism, essay, humor, literature, poetry, satire, writing
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This Water’s Not Hot
By David Wallace Fleming This water’s not hot No hot water I got Skin! not robot! And no, I not a tot But water, I likes it hot Look here, on this plot Where hot water went pot Was it … Continue reading
Posted in poetry
Tagged cold shower humor, cold showers, funny, humor, poems, poetic humor, poetry, shower trouble, water heater drama
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Fun With Pronouns
By David Wallace Fleming I start every line with I Cuz I am less than we But how can that be? Well let’s just wait; let’s see There’s I and you, there’s me And he and she, and Old English … Continue reading
Posted in poetry
Tagged archaic language, archaic poetry, funny, humor, poems, poetry, pronouns
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Explanation of French Fries
By David Wallace Fleming You see, some French fries hot And some French fries not But if you’re a French fry You gotta give it all you got You gotta give it all you got Cause you ain’t no tattor … Continue reading
Posted in poetry
Tagged explanations, french fries, funny poem, poems, poetic humor, poetry, rhymed verse, tator tots, the french fry poem
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Hypnoverse
PART I: MEETING Open jawed pigeons hunt sidewalks for noon. There she indentured air—the fountainhead of freedom’s bursting, torchlight agility. The choosiest chocolate stopwatch this grown melody; birds; emotive wreathes.
Posted in poetry
Tagged double entendre, free verse poetry, innuendos in poetry, poetry, punctuation ambiguity, Quick Reads
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I Want More
TOO STONED TO REMEMBER, it was nowhere near December And ‘though apathy did engender I drove myself to grocery store Badly wanting flavored floss because from stuck popcorn I was cross And hunting the last sedan spot had turned into … Continue reading




