10 Legoman Campaign Quotes



1. 100% rescue and recovery of all couch cushion POWs!

2. 3.6% reduction of being eaten and pooped out on the lawn by the dog.

3. Read my lips, “No nude Princess Leias!”

4. Regarding the division of North and South Apartment Kitchenette: “Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

5. About those afternoon magnifying lens experiments, we must ask ourselves, “Is our kids burning?!”

6. Ask not what your Fortress can do for you, ask what you can do for your Fortress!  

7. And I say, “A pitchfork in the had of all who want pitchforks, a  raygun in the hand of all who want rayguns AND A SABER IN THE HAND OF ALL WHO WANT SABERS, BE THEY PIRATES OR NO!”

8. Yes, we need to invest in our future, but this administration will not be bullied by robotic mindstorms!

9. Okay, fine! … we shredded those documents … but who doesn’t know how to put together a Millennium Falcon!?

10. We will have bipartisan cooperation! Remember: we each have round-bumps AND round-indentations… 

About davidwallacefleming

David Wallace Fleming is a U.S. writer, living in Austin, Texas. He is the author of the coming-of-age, social media novel GROWING UP WIRED, and the satirical science fiction audiobook, NOT FROM CONCENTRATE.
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2 Responses to 10 Legoman Campaign Quotes

  1. righting says:

    LOL @ especially #9! covered it!

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