Fog vs. Smog

Fog is made of water droplets and clean air.

Smog is made of mystery particles that choke your babies!

Fog is funnier at parties and if you do something stupid, his memory will always be foggy.

Smog was talking trash about you from the cheap seats after you missed that easy layup in that middle school basketball game. (“I could of made that if I was a solid being. Nice layup, person!)

Smog is heavier than Fog and a little insecure as a result.

Fog would help you change a blown-out tire, if Fog could.

An evil scientist in a white lab invented Smog, just to piss you off!

A black lab invented Fog in a dream it had once. 

Fog hides werewolves (cool!) / Smog hides a-holes (not-cool!)

Smog impersonates Fog all the time but Fog is always like, “I don’t know that guy.” 

About davidwallacefleming

David Wallace Fleming is a U.S. writer, living in Austin, Texas. He is the author of the coming-of-age, social media novel GROWING UP WIRED, and the satirical science fiction audiobook, NOT FROM CONCENTRATE.
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3 Responses to Fog vs. Smog

  1. hannahrose42 says:

    That was very enjoyable. Smog is such a jerk! :-)

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